I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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