I've blown a few things in my day
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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