Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Sext me about skeletons
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Randomize