I just cut my nipple shaving
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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