I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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