Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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