I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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