she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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