Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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