Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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