I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he thought i was a dude.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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