id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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