Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
