Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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