Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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