My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Sorry my hands just texted you
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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