i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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