it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My pussy is not your playground.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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