awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
