check it out our google latitudes are spooning
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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