i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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