i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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