When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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