So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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