So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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