the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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