It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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