I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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