I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
