at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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