Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i think we sleep fucked last night...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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