I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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