Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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