I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
