i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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