I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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