is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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