Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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