Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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