you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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