I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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