My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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