Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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