Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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