i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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