Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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