At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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