Christians are straight up FREAKS
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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