In America we eat man semen.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
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