there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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