At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
