the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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