It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I am naked and annoyed.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
