office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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