and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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