I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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