do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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